Caramel 7.5

Alt Caramel Sauce

My previous reference to caramel sauce version 3.0 as an acceptable final product was flat out wrong.  After tasting it again, the grainy texture was even more pronounced.  So despite The Mistah’s insistence that he’d eat it, there was a (completely premeditated) accident that involved the garbage disposal, caramel 3.0, and a steady stream of hot water.  My hope was to replace it with a proper caramel sauce without The Mistah ever knowing.  Why does this sound like something that would happen if Lucy ever tried to cook for Ricky?  All I needed was a partner in crime, an Ethel.  My only witness to the foolishness that was about to follow was Shadow.  And that doesn’t have the same comic value.

All of the previous attempts had been “wet” caramel, where you cook the sugar in water.  The idea is that the sugar melts and the water cooks out.  As the water cooks out, the sugar boils and develops into rich, complex caramel.  Except that sometimes it doesn’t.  Sometimes the sugar molecules latch onto one another in that syrup and as the water cooks out, the sugar turns back into granules.

The other approach to making caramel is a “dry” method.  As you might have guessed, there’s no water used in the dry method.  Some people think it’s easier to simply melt the sugar in a dry pan.  I found that there are just as many pitfalls with this approach.  Your sugar can still seize up into large, solid hunks if you stir it too much.  Your sugar can burn if your heat is too high or you don’t stir it enough. The one batch that I did get to melt completely had a bitter, burnt taste.  Of course, I didn’t know that until after I wasted the cream to turn it into sauce.

At this point, I feel like I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t.  So after three more failed attempts, I walked away from Ina, Alice, Elise, and David.  And out of curiosity, I picked up Bon Appetit – Fast, Easy, Fresh.  Thank god they had a recipe that was neither a “wet” caramel nor a “dry” caramel.  Actually, I’d have to call it more of an “alt” caramel.  Because in the true sense of the word, it’s not really caramel.  Yes, it is sugar and cream and butter.  But it’s also corn syrup. And it’s all cooked together.

And it totally worked.  It might not have the same depth as a true caramel sauce but whatever y’all.  It’s still better than picking up a jar of something at the store that has more chemicals in it than my parents’ swimming pool.  Yes, it has corn syrup.  For some people, that’s going to be a deal breaker.  Me? I can live with the compromise.

But if anyone is interested in coming to my house and schooling me on proper caramel sauce technique, I’ve still got half of that 5 pound bag of sugar looking for a purpose.

Alt Caramel Sauce

Adapted from Bon Appetit – Fast, Easy, Fresh

  • 1 cup light brown sugar, packed
  • 2/3 cup heavy cream
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 2 tablespoons light corn syrup

Combine all ingredients in heavy saucepan and cook over medium heat until brown sugar dissolves.  Increase heat to high and cook, stirring occasionally, until the sauce thickens and darkens slightly.  BA-FFE says 4 minutes.  I cooked mine for more like 10 minutes.  Let sauce cool and enjoy.

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24 thoughts on “Caramel 7.5

  1. Congratulations! And I think everyone will be so amazed that you made any homemade caramel the won’t care about that tiny amount of corn syrup or that it’s not from white sugar.

    So what are you doing with all of this caramel?

  2. Y’all will be terribly disappointed to hear that the sauce is all gone. Some of it went to top the Thanksgiving cheesecake. Not sure about the rest. It *might* have been sacrificed in a post Turkey Day refrigerator clean out.

    I’m toying with the idea of giving it another go with the wet technique. Only this time, buying myself a little bit of insurance and adding some corn syrup to the mix.


    Saw him the other week on Fox and Friends. he makes clones of stuff that is famous and/or extinct.

    I even found a recipe for Spatini. the spouse will be overjoyed! He misses his Spatini like his momma used to make LOL!

    and KFC Cajun Honey wings another man favorite

    I know you mentioned Starbucks in one of your posts. There is whole section on Starbucks. Starbucks Carrot cake Cranberry bliss, lemon loaf……I am going to have fun. Even Arby’s Horsey sauce…..LOVIN THIS!!!!!

    Got the book on Amazon next best thing to e bay!

    1. Emily, sadly there is no room on the bookshelf for another cookbook. But that sounds like quite a lot of fun. Maybe the inspiration for you to start blogging, perhaps?

      Spatini, my grandmother was heartbroken when they stopped selling it. She has one last packet that she’s holding onto.  Maybe you and I can work out a trade…some Sweet Cascades treats in exchange for the recipe?

  4. Lookit! Alton brown puts corn syrup in his caramel too! If Alton can do it, so can you! Have faith!

    Banana Splitsville
    Recipe courtesy Alton Brown
    Prep Time:
    1 hr 10 min
    Inactive Prep Time:
    0 min
    Cook Time:
    10 min
    4 servings
    Basic Caramel Software:
    • 2 cups sugar
    • 1 cup water
    • 1 tablespoon light corn syrup
    Caramel Sauce Software:
    • 1 batch caramel
    • 2 cups heavy cream
    Banana Brulee Software:
    • 4 bananas
    • Sugar for coating
    Additional Splitsville Software:
    • Ice cream of your choice
    • Small, heavy saucepan
    • Clean soup spoon
    • Candy thermometer (technically optional, but we suggest you use one until you get the hang of things)
    • Parchment paper
    • 2 sheet pans or other heatproof surface
    • Aluminum foil
    • Cooling rack
    • Butane torch (available at most hardware stores — darned handy)
    • Safety goggles (see above)
    • Plastic squirt bottle (available at most grocery stores)
    Combine the sugar, water, and corn syrup in a small, heavy saucepan and place over high heat. As soon as the sugar has dissolved, heat your thermometer under warm tap water (to prevent thermal shock) and attach to side of pan, making sure that the bulb is completely submerged. Do not stir the mixture or agitate the pan at this stage.
    When the mixture reaches 230 degrees, reduce the heat to medium and allow the sugar to color gradually. As the temperature approaches 300 degrees the color will start to turn to amber. At this point, it’s safe to swirl the pan gently to help distribute the heat evenly. As the caramel heads towards 340 degrees, it will reach a deep amber color.
    Remove the pan from the heat and slowly stir with a metal spoon, allowing it to cool until the caramel falls from the spoon in a solid stream, like a string. When it does, it’s doodad time.
    Form doodads by holding the spoon 12 to 16 inches over the caramel and drizzling the patterns on the parchment. (Hint: allow the spoon to unload into the pan for a few seconds before attempting doodad. This will allow a narrower stream.) Quick back and forth motions or side to side movements are best. It’s all in the wrist. Allow doodads to cool for 15 minutes then peel the paper off (not the other way around). Stack in an airtight container with wax paper between each piece.
    After making 15 to 20 doodads, you should have sufficient caramel remaining to move on to the sauce phase. So, return the remaining caramel to medium high heat and continue cooking until you see the first sign of smoke. Immediately remove from the heat, and add the cream, all at once, at arms length. (It will boil furiously.) Once the mixture calms down, return to medium heat and boil 3 more minutes, stirring occasionally. Cool to room temperature, move to squirt bottle and refrigerate for up to a week.
    To make the bananas brulee, quarter the bananas (peel on) and rub into sugar to coat thoroughly. Remove peel and place on cooling rack over several layers of foil. (Don’t try this on your dining room table.) Don your safety goggles and fire up your torch. Hold the torch so that the very tip of the flame barely touches the banana, and move quickly back and forth until the sugar melts, turns brown, and bubbles. As soon as it looks like caramel, move on. You know you’ve got it down when a solid, glasslike sheet of gold (no graininess) has formed on the banana.
    To do the split (so to speak), squirt a pattern of caramel sauce on a chilled plate, top with 4 banana pieces (Lincoln log style), top with the ice cream of your choice (we like our peachy vanilla from Churn Baby Churn), and finally, a doodad.
    Printed from on Wed Dec 16 2009
    © 2009 Scripps Networks, LLC. All Rights Reserved

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  5. So today I log on to discover that Deb at Smitten Kitchen has posted a butterscotch recipe that looks suspiciously like the caramel recipe I always use. A quick google search tells me that caramel is made with white sugar, butterscotch with brown. Guess I’ll keep making butterscotch then!

    1. Beth, I think we should start calling our hybids Carascotch. Or Buttermel. Will have to hop over to Smitten Kitchen and check things out.

  6. Ok one more time…….one Spatini recipe coming up then I go to bed!

    Here ya go! Hope Gramma likes it. I tried it tonight…….tastes very similar to me…..but then I add V8 juice and cut back on the tomato sauce stuff.

    Spatini Spaghetti Sauce Mix

    1 beef bouillon cube crushed
    1 ½ tsp powdered sugar
    1 tsp cornstarch
    ¼ tsp ground oregano
    ¼ tsp ground thyme
    ¼ tsp onion powder
    ¼ tsp garlic powder
    pinch ground black pepper

    Pulverize the bouillon cube. Mix with remaining ingredients in a small bowl. To make spaghetti sauce follow the same instructions that appear on the original box.

    1. In a medium saucepan, combine the seasoning mix, 1 tablespoon oil (optional) desired tomatoes and amt of water listed on chart
    2. Bring to a boil, then simmer, stirring frequently, as directed below
    3. Makes about 1 pint of sauce 4-1/2 cup servings.

    Tomatoes Water Simmer

    6 oz tomato paste 1 ½ cups 5 min

    1 can (15 oz). tomatoes ¾ cup 5 min

    2 cups (16 oz) crushed tomatoes ½ cup 15 min

    2 cups ( 16 oz) carton pack tomatoes omit 15 min

    For a spicier Tomato Sauce

    1 can ( 15 oz) tomato sauce ½ cup 15 min

    For a Chunky Homestyle spaghetti Sauce

    1 can ( 14.5 oz) whole tomatoes
    cut up and drained ½ cup 15 min

    11/4 pounds fresh ripe tomatoes
    pureed omit

    1. That’s funny because Karine’s post made me wish lamb and I didn’t have such a hateful relationship. But I think we’ve got too much bad history to make up now.

      Baking party? Hells yes. Do you think we could get any of the other local folks interested? I’d gladly offer up the BAH kitchen.

      But I think I should recuse myself from preparation of the cooked sugar component of that frosting.

  7. Hey, it worked! Yay for invert sugars. And I would disagree that the addition of 2 tablespoons of corn syrup made it “not” a true caramel. 🙂 I think it’s frequently used in the making caramel.

    1. My alt caramel feelings stem more from using brown sugar instead of white and cooking everything together instead of letting the sugar simply cook down and develop all those lovely, complex caramel notes. It’s a great workable solution though. I’m just trying to convey that purists may call it a knock off.

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