Let Them Eat Cake Sidenote

DIY

Should you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to bring a cake somewhere but your cake carrier is missing in action, don’t despair.  Assemble the following items:

  • 1 cooling rack
  • 1 large disposable aluminum pan with lid
  • 1 completed cake on a cardboard cake round (I made my own out of the cardboard container that a flat of soda comes in from Costco and covered it with aluminum foil)

Place the aluminum pan on top of the cooling rack.

Using a pair of kitchen scissors, cut a flap into one side of the aluminum pan large enough for the overhanging cake round to come through.

Place cake in the aluminum pan and cover with the lid.  A portion of the lid may settle into the top of the frosting but this can be smoothed out later.  If you can’t find a pan with a lid at the store, just get two large pans.  Cut a flap into both of the pans and use one to cover the other, lining the flaps up on the same side of the cake.  You may have to reshape the top pan a little so that it fits securely inside the bottom pan.

Using the cooling rack as a base, grab your fabulous cake with both hands and go.

What Would David Lebovitz Do?

Bouchees Chocolat Au Yaourt

I’ve made the Cracktastic Matzoh Crunch.  I’ve made the Coffee Ice Cream.  I’ve even made the Strawberry Frozen Yogurt.  All without incident.  So why? Why David Lebovitz? Why did the Bouchees Chocolat Au Yaourt ruin our perfect streak?  Because that’s what we were together, perfect.  Up until now, you never let me down.  You were my magic bullet, my genie in a bottle.  You were Superman with a whisk (faster than a rolling boil, more powerful than a double espresso, able to whip egg whites to stiff peaks in a single bound). Larger than life you were in my eyes.  But now, I see that you are just a man who makes me ask, “What would David Lebovitz do?” Continue reading “What Would David Lebovitz Do?”

Scooby Snacks

Scooby Snacks

Here’s one last holiday themed post in case you’re still looking for an easy, homemade gift that won’t break the bank.  I liked this recipe so much that I plan on making it again for The Mistah and I and Santa to snack on.

Muddy Buddies

Adapted from Savory Sweet Life

BAH Note: As much as I like the all Chex version that Alice posted, and that we already packaged and sent out, I think it needs a salty component.  Use whatever combination of Chex you like.  Alice included wheat in addition to the corn and rice Chex.  I decided to leave wheat out of mine.  Also, I found it easier to use my hands to combine the melted chocolate, peanut butter, and butter with the cereal.  Yes, it’s messy as hell but I think it kept more of the cereal squares from breaking.  Be sure to use a big enough bowl so that you have enough room to get in there and really mix things up.

  • 7 cups of Corn and Rice Chex cereal, combined
  • 2 cups thin pretzel sticks or small pretzels
  • 1 cup chocolate chips
  • 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cup powdered sugar, divided

Measure out the cereal and pretzels into a large bowl and set aside.

Combine the chocolate chips, butter, and peanut butter in a microwave safe bowl.  Microwave on high in 30 second intervals, stirring between each, until the mixture is melted and smooth.  Stir in vanilla.

Pour the melted mixture over the cereal and pretzels and gently stir to combine until the cereal is evenly coated.  Divide the coated cereal between two 1 gallon zip top bags and add half of the powdered sugar to each bag.  Seal the bags and gently shake until the powdered sugar evenly coats the cereal.

Spread the cereal on a parchment lined sheet pan to set up and then package in airtight containers.

{printable recipe}

Dutch Baby

Dutch Apple Pancake

Our breakfast routine gets, well, routine sometimes.  As in, boring.  As in, I cannot eat another scrambled egg if my life depended on it.  So we find ourselves looking for ways to spice things up.  This usually happens on the weekend when we have more time to wander about in the kitchen.  It goes something like this:

The Mistah:  “What do you want for breakfast?”

Me:  “I dunno, as long as it’s not eggs or oatmeal.  What do we have?”

The Mistah:  “Um, eggs and oatmeal, sorry.”

There is then much muttering under my breath and I start flipping through cookbooks and recipes for something, anything, different.  Most recently, it resulted in a Dutch Baby. Continue reading “Dutch Baby”

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things (A Giveaway)

My Favorite Things

**Be sure to read the entire post for details on the first BAH Giveaway!**

We all know about Fraulein Maria’s favorite things.  In case you need a refresher, the list includes:

  • Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
  • Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
  • Brown paper packages tied up with string
  • Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
  • Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

A list of my favorite things isn’t nearly as lyrical…if only Rogers and Hammerstein has scored a musical about cooking then maybe there would be a show tune that includes: Continue reading “These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things (A Giveaway)”

Like Buttah

I Can't Belive It's Butter
Have I mentioned that butter has its very own place in my food pyramid?  My Primary Care Physician, and the folks at LabCorp, can attest to this fact based on my cholesterol numbers.  All the steel cut oats in the world can not counteract the effects of my particular love of butter.  I don’t care what the creepy Quaker Oats guy says, I have the lab results to prove it. Continue reading “Like Buttah”

If At First You Don’t Succeed

Skillet Roasted Fish

As trite as it may sound to say ‘try, try again’, that’s exactly what I’m going do. Because the Skillet Roasted Fish that I tested for Cook’s Illustrated before our breakup came close to their goal of being well browned and moist. Except that it wasn’t well browned. It got the moist part right though, which is why I’m going to do two one thing:

  • Tinker with the recipe myself and see if I can’t find a foolproof way to get a golden brown crust.
  • Hold onto the test recipe to see if Cook’s Illustrated changes it in any way when it goes to print.

Since this is a recipe currently in development by CI, I cannot go into the how of it all just now. But if you’re curious about the accompanying veg, you’re in luck.  This originally appeared on Exit 51, but that’s no reason it can’t have a place at BAH.

Sweet Pea Guacamole

Adapted from the Washington Post

  • 1/2 pound frozen peas, thawed
  • 1 shallot
  • 1 tablespoon oil
  • 1 teaspoon cumin, or to taste
  • fresh cilantro to taste
  • tiny pinch red pepper flakes
  • juice from half of a lime

Place ingredients into food processor and pulse until combined to your preferred texture. If you like a chunky texture, pulse less. If you want a smoother texture, pulse more.

I added some block style feta cheese in brine – maybe a tablespoon’s worth – to try and mimick that creamy smoothness you get in guacamole.

Great as an appetizer with chips but also nice spread on a turkey sandwich or served as a side with some not quite browned Skillet Roasted Fish…yum.

{Printable Recipe}

Caramel 7.5

Alt Caramel Sauce

My previous reference to caramel sauce version 3.0 as an acceptable final product was flat out wrong.  After tasting it again, the grainy texture was even more pronounced.  So despite The Mistah’s insistence that he’d eat it, there was a (completely premeditated) accident that involved the garbage disposal, caramel 3.0, and a steady stream of hot water.  My hope was to replace it with a proper caramel sauce without The Mistah ever knowing.  Why does this sound like something that would happen if Lucy ever tried to cook for Ricky?  All I needed was a partner in crime, an Ethel.  My only witness to the foolishness that was about to follow was Shadow.  And that doesn’t have the same comic value. Continue reading “Caramel 7.5”

Chicken Curry In A Hurry

Chicken Curry In A Hurry

Dear Bon Appetit,

Please advise who tests your recipes before they go to print?  After making the Chicken Curry In A Hurry from the October 2009 magazine, I’m wondering if you actually read your own recipes.  Here’s why:

#1 – You don’t specify whether the chicken should be skin on or skinless.  Not seeing a directive to remove the skin, I kept in on.  And I had a thick layer of grease staring up at me from the pot when I went to serve.  Ick, nast.

#2 – You specify 3 to 3 1/2 pounds of chicken to be browned in one batch in a large skillet.  Assuming that 12″ counts as a large skillet, please advise how this is possible.  I used all thighs and three pounds worth equaled 8.  If I were to try and brown all eight pieces at once, I’d steam the chicken before I browned it.  Dividing the chicken into two batches makes much more sense.  Especially since the curry paste likes to scorch and the pan needed to be wiped clean.

#3 – Did you really fit 3 pounds of chicken, 14.5 ounces of diced tomatoes (and juice) and 3 cups of onion into a skillet?  Seriously?  I found that I needed to switch over to a 5 quart pot after the chicken was browned off.  You must have magic skillets.

#4 – Did you verify that 25 minutes on a low simmer was all that the chicken needed to cook completely?  Sorry but I really didn’t trust that and tacked on some additional time.  Chicken Curry In A Hurry is a nice idea but Chicken Curry In A Hurry And A Visit To The Emergency Room is not.

#5 – If you’re going to tell me to use a spice that I have to specifically go out and buy, does it have to be $15 per half ounce or whatever the grocery store was charging for cardamom.  Would it have been so hard to suggest alternate spices to use in place of cardamom?  And now that I have an entire container, minus 1 1/2 teaspoons, what the heck do I do with the rest of it?

#6 – I notice a complete absence of any reference to adding yogurt to the final sauce.  For those of us who want to cut the heat of a curry, a tablespoon of plain yogurt mixed into our serving plate is a simple solution that I didn’t see mentioned in the recipe.

#7 – How, in spite of all the above noted items, does it end up that this recipe worked so well?  Must be the magic skillets.

Best Regards,

Wendi @ BAH

Chicken Curry In A Hurry

Bon Appetit September 2009

  • 1/2 cup milk Indian curry paste (such as Patek’s)
  • 1/3 cup white wine vinegar
  • 3 tablespoons minced peeled fresh ginger
  • 2 teaspoons ground cumin
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cardamom
  • 3 to 3 1/2 pounds cut up chicken
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 3 cups chopped onion (about 2 medium onions)
  • 1 14.5 ounce can diced tomatoes in juice
  • 1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro

Combine curry paste, vinegar, ginger, cumin, and cardamom in a food processor.  Blend into a paste.  Transfer spice paste to a large bowl, add chicken pieces, and rub to coat well.  Season with salt and pepper.

Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a large nonstick skillet or dutch oven over medium  high heat.  Add chicken pieces and any  remaining spice paste to the skillet.  Cook about 3 minutes per side or until well browned.  Transfer chicken to a platter.

Add onions to skillet and cook until golden, approximately 5 minutes.  If the pan dries out, add water one tablespoon at a time.  Add tomatoes and juice, bring to a simmer.  Add chicken to the skillet and bring back to a simmer.  Reduce heat to medium low, cover and cook until about 25 minutes until the chicken is cooked through.  Turn chicken once during cooking and add water by 1/4 cupfuls to thin the juices, if desired.

Sprinkle with fresh cilantro and serve.

{Printable Recipe}

In Search Of Update

Thanks to all the great suggestions, tips, and ideas I got in response to my post, I may have found a reasonable replacement for my Grandmother’s aging tool.  Turns out what I’m looking for is called a carborundum stone.  Well of course, knowing that would have made my searching much more fruitful.  Because once I copy and pasted that word into Google, I got all kinds of results.  One of which was an eBay auction of three different sharpening stones.  The tricky part with these old stones is being able to figure out if they are coarse, medium, fine, or a combination.  Two of the ones in the lot I won were described as being combination.  So maybe Grandma gets one and I get the other?

I seriously could not have solved this problem without everyone who commented on the blog or emailed me directly:

Lara – Your email brought tears to my eyes.  Thank you for your spirit.

Emily – It was your reference to  carborundum that pulled all the pieces together.

Beth – Unfortunately the folks at Lombard Hardware weren’t able to solve this problem but they really tried to be helpful.  Best of all, they sharpen knives with same day turnaround.  So when I can’t get to Frank’s in Hamilton, I can try Lombard.

Elizabeth – I’ll let you know how it goes with these stones in case you want to try and get one for your kitchen.