I often shy away from dips and spreads because they usually tend to be filled with creamy ingredients that taste good but are not the best food choices. If it weren’t for my chickpea aversion, hummus would be a good alternative. So I was intrigued to meet you. I liked that you could up the vegetable count in my diet while not being quite so ordinary. Or, I should say I liked the idea of you. Because the reality of you wasn’t quite what I hoped.
Your texture wasn’t as smooth as I would have liked, despite extensive time going around in the food processor. And your flavor was rather dull. Even after you were seasoned up with paprika and cumin, you lacked presence. So I started looking for ways to cut the night as short as possible. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but I don’t think we’re right for one another. No hard feelings. Really, it’s not you, it’s me.