Let Them Eat Cake

Best. Cake. Ever.

I like cooking for my friends.  They’re a good bunch of folks who know that at any given time, they may be subject to testing a new recipe that I’m trying.  It’s kind of an understanding that we have – I gladly cook but new recipes may or may not work as planned.  Convict me for the sin of Pride but I don’t want people to think I’m a bad cook when the reality may be a bad recipe so I try and stick to a rule of not making untested recipes for people who have never had my cooking. Yet, I unknowingly walked into that very situation during this cake quest. Continue reading “Let Them Eat Cake”

Caramel 3.0

Grainy

After my recent failed attempts to make caramel sauce, I thought it was wise to take a time out before giving it another go.  That lasted all of four days.  And then, armed with a five pound bag of Domino’s finest granulated, I was back at it.

BAH Fun Fact – I used to work at the redeveloped Proctor and Gamble site (Tide Point, good times), right next to Baltimore’s iconic Domino’s plant.  From my building, I could watch tankers pull in and unload the sugar for processing.  And you know what, the smell is dreadful.  For real.  You’d imagine that it would be the best smell in the world, light and wispy like cotton candy.  Instead, it smells heavy and dark, like molasses.  Getting away from that was one thing I did not mind about changing jobs.

Like I said, I had a score to settle with caramel sauce.  So once again, I mixed water and sugar, added heat, and let chemistry do its thing.  And would you believe that before too long we were headed down the same path that ended up in crystallized sugar fused to my Calphalon?  I noticed that the bottom of the pot felt grainy all of the sudden.  And sugar crystals were clearly forming in the bubbling syrup.  There’s something about 240 degrees that is a breaking point for me.  If I can get past it, I’m ok.  But so far, that’s been easier said than done.

What’s a home cook to do when she sees that her not yet caramel sauce is about to go past the point of no return?  If you’re me, you throw caution to the wind, say to hell with ratios, and add enough water to the pot to get everything back to a lovely liquid state.  And you start boiling all over again.

I think this was more a save than an actual win because double boiling the syrup couldn’t have really helped matters and the final sauce was grainy.  But I already received confirmation from The Mistah that he’s up to the challenge of using up Caramel 3.0 so that I can get working on Caramel 4.0.  What can I say, he’s willing to take one for the team when he has to.

Alice’s Caramel Sauce

Savory Sweet Life

  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 3/4 cup heavy cream, heated to luke warm in microwave (30 seconds)
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 tablespoon dark rum (optional)

BAH Note: Alice at Sweet Savory Life says to stir straight away and continue until the syrup begins to change color.  I feel like that may have contributed to my troubles, but then again, I had the same problem when I didn’t stir.  So I can neither confirm nor deny that you should stir throughout the cooking process.  This recipe has you add butter to the sauce.  I don’t remember doing that the last time I successfully made caramel sauce.  But who am I to say no to a pat or two of butter?

Combine sugar and water in a medium sauce pan.  Cook over medium-high until the sugar melts and the syrup begins to turn an amber-brownish color.  This will be approximately 350 degrees on a candy thermometer.

Remove from heat, stir immediately, and pour in 1/2 cup of the warmed heavy cream and add the butter.  The mixture will bubble violently at first.  Keep stirring, carefully, until the sauce relaxes.  Add the remaining cream and rum, if using, and stir until the sauce is smooth.

Transfer the sauce to a heatproof container and allow it to cool for about an hour before refrigerating.  SSL recommends slightly covering the container with plastic wrap as the sauce cools.

Once cool, use immediately or refrigerate.  Refrigerated sauce can be rewarmed in the microwave.

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En Papillote

En Papillote

Traditionally, cooking en papillote means using parchment paper.  Not the kind you write on, so don’t go looking for it at your office supply or card store.  It’s baking/cooking paper that is treated with a bit of nonstick magic and it has countless uses in the kitchen.  Sure I use it to line cake pans and cookie sheets and wrap things like sandwiches, but in a pinch I also use it like a funnel for dry ingredients or a nonstick surface to roll out doughs.  It’s pretty freaking versatile.  I prefer the precut sheets that King Arthur Flour sells and I find that the 100 count really is a Best Buy.  The $19.95 that I just spent to restock my supply will get me a year, maybe a year and a half, or parchment perfection. Continue reading “En Papillote”

In Search Of

In Search Of This
Oh Internets, I thought it was possible for you to help me find ANYTHING.  And then this little hand held tool got the better of you.  No amount of Google or Ebay futility resulted in finding another one of these things.  So I’m channeling some Doobie Brothers and Takin’ It To The Streets.  Maybe the peeps can help a girl out.  Here’s the backstory:

The Craftsman you see up there belongs to one soon to be 87 year old Grandmother.  She uses it like a wee whetstone for her smaller knives.  I couldn’t tell you where or when she got it but it’s safe to say the old girl has had it for many, many moons.  And like most things, it eventually gets to the end of the road and needs to be replaced.  The problem is that she can’t find anything like it.

She’s been to stores.  I’ve been online.  Between the two of us, we’re savvy enough most of the time.  But this one has us stumped.  A traditional hand held knife sharpener isn’t a workable solution because when you get to be almost 87, your hands aren’t what they used to be.

Nothing would make me happier than to deliver a replacement.  Does anyone out there have any idea where to get something like this?  Or perhaps even refresh the one she’s got?  Inquiring minds want to know.

BAH’s 2009 Christmas Cookies

***Update*** Hey y’all, WordPress has featured this post on their front page today!  I hope this means a wee bit of Bawlmer and Bon Appetit Hon will find their way into kitchens around the world. Thanks for the love WordPress.

Ok class, I hope you all read the assigned material because today we’re having a pop quiz.  Answer the following multiple choice question.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, BAH:

  1. Painted the bathroom
  2. Made a cheesecake for the first time
  3. Pigged out and then repented by making vegetable soup
  4. Made an at home version of a classic Baltimore cookie
  5. Attempted to recreate Grandma’s stuffed peppers
  6. All of the above

In classic, overachiever, BAH style, the answer is ‘All of the above’.  That doesn’t surprise you does it?  Given the number of tasks that were undertaken, the success rate was pretty high.  The bathroom didn’t go quite as expected and will be seeing another round of painting as we try and correct both poor advice from the “experts” at Home Depot and our color selection.  But everything else counts as wins.  Stuffed peppers, cheesecake, and vegetable soup will all post after the holidays.  Today though, we’re talking cookies.  Berger Cookies. Continue reading “BAH’s 2009 Christmas Cookies”

Tender Loin

Cocoa & Chile Rubbed Pork

During my marathon blog reading session, courtesy of Mr. Bittman, I wandered over to A Lusty Bit of Nourishment. How’s that for a great name? A few clicks later, I was introduced to Cocoa & Chile Pork Tenderloin. As I’ve said before, I love, love, love, the combination of chocolate and spice. So it was only a matter of time before I pulled a tenderloin out of the freezer and gave this a go. Continue reading “Tender Loin”

Blogs That Rock – Inspired Taste

Thanks Inspired Taste

Every so often I feel compelled to direct your attention to blogs that you should be reading. I think it’s my Blogger Civic Duty to make sure you get your recommended daily allowance of good reads.  Today, I’m pleased to introduce you to Adam and Joanne and their blog, Inspired Taste.  They’ve been on BAH’s Right Tasty Blogroll since the first time I visited their site.  Ok, maybe they were in my Bookmarks first…but I made sure they got on the Blogroll asap.

The thing about Adam and Joanne is that they are the real deal.  Not only do they cook TOGETHER, they come up with recipes that are…well…inspired.  For instance, their second ever entry into the Royal Foodie Joust monthly competition took top honors.  This was their interpretation of Stout beer, pumpkin (or other squash), and sugar.  See what I mean about their recipes being inspired?  It would have never occurred to me to incorporate those ingredients into that winning plate of deliciousness.  That’s why if my cooking were a painting, it would be Paint By Numbers, without a doubt.  Inspired Taste’s cooking, on the other hand, is art with a capital A.

Not only do they rock the food part of food blogging, they also know that deep down, we all love to get presents.  So I was thrilled that my entry into their recent giveaway was randomly selected as a winner.  That dynamic duo you see up there?  That was my prize.  I can’t wait to break out the spices and get my mortar and pestle on.

Adam and Joanne, thank you for being Inspired bloggers.

Joe Pastry Says…

Homemade Pita

…That “if Neolithic man could make flat bread, odds are just about all of us can too.”  Clearly, this man has not witnessed my struggle turning flour, water, sugar, and yeast into bread.  But I decided that it couldn’t possibly hurt to start small with baby bread steps to try and rebuild my shattered confidence.  So I put on my happy face and gave it another shot. Continue reading “Joe Pastry Says…”

Berger Cookies

berger cookies
image from http://mylittlekitchen.blogspot.com/2008/03/state-by-state-maryland-berger-cookies.html

If you’ve ever spent any time in Baltimore, you’ve most likely heard of, and perhaps experienced, the phenomenon that is Berger Cookies.  For those of you not intimately acquainted with cakey, fudge topped goodness of the Berger Cookie, you have my condolences.  Because they are epic.  Really.

I came across a DIY Berger Cookie recently on washingtonpost.com.  Now, my experience with at home versions of store bought classics tells me that it’s a crap shoot.  Sometimes, the ends justify the means.  Other times, it’s a total bust.  But I’m willing to give Berger Cookies a chance.

Those of you on my Christmas mailing list down in Florida, I don’t want to get your hopes up but if these work, Santa (or the mailman) may be bringing you a taste of Bawlmer in time for the holidays.

My thanks to My Little Kitchen for the use of her photo.